Digital Birdhouse
In the Merriam-Webster Dictionary, “cool” is defined as informally meaning, “excellent,” or “fashionable” and “hip.” In my book, there are few birds more excellent, fashionable, or hip than the birds of prey. Birds of prey are carnivorous birds, and source their meat from hunting and scavenging. They are also the inspiration for our mascot, the […]
Category Archives: Raptor Banter
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Jun
Jun
Want in on a little secret? If you ever want to start a popular TV show, a long-running comic book series, or one of the most-watched movie trailers in the history of YouTube, just put zombies in it. Zombies are a pop culture phenomenon, and have been for decades. More than any other monster invented […]
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May
May
The internet has increased the amount of time people spend on the toilet more than any foodborne illness known to man. Even the excruciating minutes spent in the bathroom after a midnight Taco Bell run wreaks havoc on your colon are nothing compared to the time we normally spend doomscrolling on our porcelain thrones. Honestly, […]
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May
May
Some people are stuck in the analog age in the midst of a digital world. My dad was one of those people. In fact, I’ll bet a lot of people’s dads were like that. Unless it had a carburetor or it could kill you by using it wrong, there was a good chance it was […]
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May
May
Spam. A word synonymous with unsolicited messages and unwanted online interactions. It also refers to a brand of canned lunch meat, but since we are a digital marketing company, we are going to be focusing on the bad internet spam for this article (although we might cover the canned lunch meat later). Handling spam is […]
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May
May
There was a time, not too long ago, when the words “You’ve Got Mail” were more iconic than any modern startup catchphrase. Before Google was a verb, before TikTok was melting the attention spans of millions, and before streaming meant anything other than a babbling brook, there was AOL. Yes, America Online, the crown jewel […]
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Apr
Apr
Goats: the horned critters best known for their propensity to ram into people, eat just about anything, and produce milk that is subsequently turned into a variety of cheeses that people pretend to enjoy. They also make a high-pitched noise — resembling “maa” or “baa” — called a bleat. Oddly enough, goats’ bleating is one […]
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Apr
Apr
www.zackthoughts.gov.www\zackthoughts: Ah, WordPress. The humble little platform that could. Born in 2003 with the simple mission of giving the everyday internet user a way to blog their thoughts without needing to master the sacred art of HTML or strike a bargain with a web developer wizard. Back then, WordPress was like a digital diary; clean, […]
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Apr
Apr
Google is one of the largest companies on the planet. As of writing this, their share price is in the triple digits, they have a market cap of around $2 trillion, and their parent company, Alphabet, has somewhere in the neighborhood of 180,000+ full-time employees. They have seemingly infinite resources, a near-total monopoly on search […]