The internet has increased the amount of time people spend on the toilet more than any foodborne illness known to man. Even the excruciating minutes spent in the bathroom after a midnight Taco Bell run wreaks havoc on your colon are nothing compared to the time we normally spend doomscrolling on our porcelain thrones. Honestly, […]
Monthly Archives: May 2025
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May
May
Some people are stuck in the analog age in the midst of a digital world. My dad was one of those people. In fact, I’ll bet a lot of people’s dads were like that. Unless it had a carburetor or it could kill you by using it wrong, there was a good chance it was […]
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May
May
Spam. A word synonymous with unsolicited messages and unwanted online interactions. It also refers to a brand of canned lunch meat, but since we are a digital marketing company, we are going to be focusing on the bad internet spam for this article (although we might cover the canned lunch meat later). Handling spam is […]
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May
May
There was a time, not too long ago, when the words “You’ve Got Mail” were more iconic than any modern startup catchphrase. Before Google was a verb, before TikTok was melting the attention spans of millions, and before streaming meant anything other than a babbling brook, there was AOL. Yes, America Online, the crown jewel […]