Digital Birdhouse
How long do you last each day before using the internet? If, like many people, you use your smartphone as an alarm, it’s probably not too long. When your alarm goes off, you frustratingly palm at your phone to stop its incessant buzzing and beeping. Then you check your alerts, notifications, and, on occasion, social […]
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May
The internet has increased the amount of time people spend on the toilet more than any foodborne illness known to man. Even the excruciating minutes spent in the bathroom after a midnight Taco Bell run wreaks havoc on your colon are nothing compared to the time we normally spend doomscrolling on our porcelain thrones. Honestly, […]